Frankiedaman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Daily2oon SE: Rambo-Giga]

It's a bit late.

DailyDay was yesterday - but seeing as you are a submitter to Daily2oons, I'm glad you made a Daily2oon SE for yourself to celebrate.

Good job!

rambo-16-89 responds:

yeah i never relised it was yesterday so i made this with a friend

[Yet Another Day]

VERY Poor

Ah Joanime, this is what Newgrounds is all about really isn't it. Cliche anime flashes with thousands of tweens and no real animation. I don't mean to sound rude, but this flash had the word "Fanboy" painted all over it. Nevertheless, allow me to look at the categories...

Graphics : 5 : You draw well, i'll be honest - but it's in a very cliche'd anime style, which doesn't really appeal to me - we have enough anime flashes to be honest.

Style : 2 : Pretty much a repeat of the above - nothing that's never been done before - all very cliche'd and reused. The storyboard is all too fast to keep up on - making it very confusing overall - I mean one minute she's awake cooking up dinner and the next she hugging some dreamy boyfriend and wakes up again. What's up with that?!? :S Oh, and let's not forget the FANSERVICE when she steps out of the shower - oh jesus, control yourself you crazy otaku's.

Sound : 2 : By famous J-Rock band Gackt - it was sub-par, and really does add to the cliche factor. It was kind of Cheesy anyways. Pretty much the same with the Digi Charat OST at the end credits. (Don't play on the fact that I know the music, because I watched the credits and remembered the soundtracks listed for this review)

Violence : 0 : What violence?

Interactivity : 2 : Play / Replay buttons

Humor : 0 : Didn't laugh once. Just not funny at all.

Overall, this is just a sleazy attempt to lull fanboys and otaku's into your own little world. Obviously now, You (Joanime) have them wrapped around your little finger - Almost like an army of "Five-voting" Droids. 4.21 is a seriously overrated score for this trash.

Then there are other more perverted users who are voting high just because this flash happened to be created by a female student. Well for your information you NG perverts - the odds of Joanime contacting you for internet "fun" are about 1 in a trillion - so get over it, and don't fantasize. Get a grip.

Joanime - shape up your act, otherwise your going to end up as the next LegendaryFrog or Illwillpress. You have been warned. >:(

[Daily2oon SE: Converse]

Yes

I strongly agree!

Great flash btw <3

["Death" of an artist 2]

LMAO

That was absolutely hilarious man. The perfect aftermath for the perfect rumor!!

Fifen'd and added to faves!

[Captain Capitalism]

Captain Capitalism swoops all the awards.

Having checked the portal today to see what flash was submitted, I couldn't help but notice that this was Today's feature, Review Crew Pick AND Weekly users choice, AND number one for the week, AND number one score overall (holy shit, you beat LF and Illwillpress, the famous talentless hacks) and the fact that it hadn't been on the portal very long at all was also a major factor.

What stood out here was graphics....what can I say really...very professional. Everything had a "Ren & Stimpy" and "Looney Tunes" feel about it all which I liked very much and the animation was just like something you'd watch on TV. Obviously, hands down, you have put a lot of effort into this graphic-wise.

But, while the graphics may be top notch, the storyboard is a bit on the rough side. When CC is giving his speech about cuss words, he tends to go on a bit and while it was sort of funny, it wasn't side-splitting. It's a shame really, because if the plot and humor was improved, you would've had a higher score. Perhaps something to work on in your next installment?

I have definetly seen a lot worse submissions on Frontpage of Newgrounds - so this certainly stood out! Yes it was good, but I think it may be just a bit overrated! =P

[Attempt]

How does it feel to have passed judgement.......

....by the skin of your teeth? Extreme verge of blamnation, and you just passed the mark =p

Frankly, i think this passed because it had a Zelda remix. But i'm going to evaluate this based on the categories.

Graphics : 4 : Kinda lame to start, sort of progressed as it went on

Style : 2 : Average stickman flash, something that has been done a zillion times before.

Sound : 5 : While the music was ok, it didn't really suit the flash at all.

Violence : 6 : Badly illustrated extreme gore

Interactivity : 2 : Play & Replay button

Humor : 2 : Stickmen die, nothing that's side-splittingly hilarious.

Overall i think this passed because of sheer luck and a Zelda remix, but hey....good job. First flash you made that passed i assume?

ShowR-D responds:

no.yesterday i got two things that got threw...http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/269731.......http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/269758

[ajao]

Extremely rare footage

Of an Animated foamy. Yowza!!!!!

This is one of the few tributes on the portal that doesn't consist of tweened images with fades. Holy crap, some PROPER animation. Thank you, whoever you are!

I don't know whether to believe that IWP is dead, or whether this is all some clever hoax. LOL_MAN_LOL....help me out here!

["Death" of an artist]

A tribute that's not afraid to tell it like it is.

Amongst the mass amounts of IWP tributes of his death this one stood out. While some may find it harsh of me to say this, i couldn't help but chuckle at the part with god's "note" - "just kiddin your goin 2 hell".

Here's a tribute by an author not afraid to speak his mind, and it stands out amongst the "sugar coated truth" ones. Good work Powerranger Yellow!

Oh and RIP IWP.