Frankiedaman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Peanut Butter Jelly Mario]

Combining 2 old ideas doesn't create something new

Take "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" - a concept that is now old and gone.

Add A Tweened Mario Sprite - which is something that almost every overrated movie on Newgrounds will use at least once.

And you get this.

This was just terrible, please think of your own ideas instead of just mashing 2 old ideas up into one. Hell, why don't we just do "Numa Numa Foamy" while we're at it!

JustaNewb responds:

Well, unklike most other losers that have an IQ of 62, you actualy make sense. Yes, I understand te song is gone. Yes, I understand I used a tweened mario sprite. (paper flips r teh' roxor) Yes, I understand mixing them was a weird idea, but you'd rather have the dancing bananana?

Thought...

[The Hydrogen Collab]

Oh my

Awesome work as usual you guys.

Might I ask what the artist and title is of the "Fuck you" song that you guys used in this collab?

TruffleClock responds:

I dont know the name of the song, sorry :(

[000S]

This just wasn't funny at all

Listen man, the graphics are nice and slick, but it's too bad you have the humor of a dried up peanut.

This was a very poor stab at a now famous flash group. =(

madanimator responds:

no stabs...a shot...dried peanut lol...your rite! this was weak hahaha

[BlondStar]

This should've been whistled....really...

Simply because the audio to this is stolen without user permission.

As for the flash, well....HOW LAZY ARE YOU?!? There aren't even any graphics - to be honest, my little brother could've created this flash in a matter of minutes. All this is is just a bunch of text fades - fuck, the text isn't even customized!!!!!

I'm glad this isn't scoring as well as your other submissions (which are also just recycled "celebrity-rumor-based" garbage) - but then again, and forgive me for sounding n00bish but THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLAMMED.

I bet you if i did this exact flash myself and submitted it under my own name, it would've failed to pass judgement with a score of 0.63 or something.

So, why did this pass you ask.....it's simple really - because Zipperfish made it. What a biased place the Newgrounds Flash Portal is eh?

[zaaasfd IV: hellspawn]

r0x

This flash made me happy in my pants :)

retr0smash responds:

Sup frankiedaman.
Thanks again. :)
~RiceGlock/RetroSmash

[Cool Things 014]

Swell :)

Graphics : Beautiful and Luscious(sp?) in every way :)

Style : Nice and Random, just how I likes it.

Sound : I like Trance and Techno Music! :D

Violence : KILLER PILLOWS!!!!11 >=(

Interactivity : A play button

Humour : Funny and Random. :)

FLCLMonkey and PsychoJester - Good job sirs :D

Fifen'd and added to faves.

FLCLmonkey responds:

I think lucious is spelled lucious.

Yay for it being in your favs :D

Thanks for the review.

[weebl and bob - gothic]

It's not just "Pie, Pie, Pie"

Pie is getting a tad old, but some unique content kinda balanced it all out!

The episode was pretty funny, but I cannot help that Weebl & Bob is losing it's "comedy edge".... Still - I thought it was pretty neat. A tad overrated - but still neat.

Also, The Overly-blatant Toy Advert at the end was pretty funny too!

What can I say....uh...6/10?

[Hot Dirty Furry Girls]

Hmmm....

Well the graphics were pretty neat, and the submission delivered what hentai fans deserve. But isn't the whole "Renaming your submission so that it gets more views" idea a tad stale? ;P

[the OH collab]

oh

oh.....how i enjoyed this swell collab.