Frankiedaman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Foamy Wars!-Part 1]

Much respect to you man....

I, like yourself, hate foamy with a passion, and this flash pleased me very much!

Graphics : 7 : Tad scruffy in parts, but overall looking good =)

Style : 6 : Nice twist at the end, Storyline a little bit flawed to start off with, but still, i'm impressed.

Sound : 7 : Sound effects fitted in nicely, music fitted in well also!

Violence : 5 : Foamy gets blasted in the face - your living out my wildest dreams! :3

Interactivity : 1 : A play button

Humor : 7 : The twist at the end where all the foamy fans gathered at his house definetly got a laugh out of me!

Overall, good work man.

Fived!

Galloglasses responds:

Thanks Man really, I love this detailed review!

[Naruto V.S. Sasuke RE]

Overrated piece of shit

HEY THERE MISTER 13 YEAR OLD, SPRITES AND NARUTO. WOW. GET YOUR COCK OUT!

Seriously though, this was just dreadful. I see no point in this movie as to appeal to faggoty 13 year old Naruto fanboys who play their Video Games all night and day.
Allow me to give me my opinions regarding each part of the flash in turn:

Graphics : 1 : Technically, you can't draw. You just used sprites, even the background is ripped, which therefore means that nothing in this flash is your own artwork. If your not actually permitted to using other people's artwork in your flash and you call it "yours" - the situation could get messy, you know?

Style : 0 : Such a reused concept. How many more fucking sprite flashes do we need on the portal, honestly? We've already got Powerstar and 8bit Theater. Is Naruto vs. Sasuke REALLY necessary? I think not....

Sound : 2 : Sounds like you just held a microphone to a speaker and recorded the input. Everything sounded awfully tinny and lacked bass and such. Also, the ending credit music is enough to make your ears bleed. Might I also add that this isn't your dialogue either, you just ripped it from a video file. Again, copyright infringement? Anyone?

Violence : 1 : Mild punching and kicking / Nothing extremely violent, no blood involved.

Interactivity : 2 : A play/Replay button

Humor : 0 : Not funny at all. I don't know if you were trying to pull off a gag at the end with "Sakura", but it's probably to appeal to Naruto fanboys anyway.

Overall, I see no creativity in this at all, and at a score of 3.46, it makes me want to barf. This isn't talent at all, this is trash.

[/goodness gracious\]

Swelllllllllll

TruffleClock gives a fabulous lecture about Carbon!

Do you consider making one movie for every element in the Periodic table? :O

retr0smash responds:

Yes, possibly. :D

[Sonic X Mario]

Oh great...ANOTHER sprite movie

Wow, here's another Mario and Sonic Sprite flash to add to the ever growing collection.....

No originality in this whatsoever - we have a thousand movies like this on the portal, so there's no point in jumping on the bandwagon now. The whole concept of a sprite battle is WAY old.

Graphics : 3 : Animating sprites from sprite-sheets can be hard at times, but it is a cheap lazy cop-out out of making your own characters and animation.

Style : 0 : Absolutely no originality whatsoever. A concept that has been done to death. The only purpose of this is to get all the 13 year old Sonic and Mario fanboys excited.

Sound : 2 : Cheesy cliche rock soundtrack that you get with almost every sprite movie.

Violence : 2 : Sci-fi violence in the form of laser beams and such, nothing too graphic.

Interactivity : 2 : Play/Replay button.

Humor : 0 : Wasn't funny at all - but probably wasn't meant to be funny anyways.

In your previous submissions, most of the time you've drawn your own characters and I give you credit for that. So why chicken out and make a sprite movie eh?

I was rather disappointed at this, but I bet you 2 chickens and a goat that it gets frontpage.

[Cap'n Jack!]

Just when it started to get good.....

...it finished.

It's a nice first submission, and who doesn't like good old Captain Jack. Cheesy Eurodance here i come!!!!11

Seriously though, its an ok start but it needs more development. Might I suggest also you use more scenes and perhaps not have that dancing duck gif hogging the limelight?

You could pull this off into a full blown animutation, and that would be absolutely awesome.

Still, it's an ok start.

[Exotic Chocolates]

Complete Failiure

Well well well, isn't this rich. Illwillpress's latest cartoon scoring rather lowly don't you think. 3.22 and falling?

Wow, you've really lost your so-called "spark", and I think everyone with a brain has finally realised this.

Just from the title I had a feeling a sex joke was going to come up, because lately, that's all you've been relying on. Sex jokes, and let's not forget the fanservice and hentai stuffed behind this. Germaine covered in semen from the center of a chocolate? Hey you 13 year old emo hentai loving fucktards, get yo cocks out!

As always with your submissions, the quality of the animation was very very poor. Perhaps the only bit of subpar frame by frame i saw was Foamy eating the chocolate. I bet that one bit of animation took you 2 weeks alone - seeing as your not used to this "Frame by Frame" animation, are you?

Now I could yak on and on about how your cartoons rely on your so-called "minions" and "foamheads" that instantly vote 5 because it's foamy, or because Germaine's bust just got that little bit bigger, but the ultimate twist here is that they are NOT IMPRESSED. My god IWP, your losing your fans buster. Your doomed.

Might I suggest retirement Mr Mathers?

It ain't so bad, you don't have to work at all and you get to watch reruns of Australian Soaps and mind-numbing Gameshows all day long on TV while eating from a squeezy packet of cookie dough! At least you can stop making these bullshit cartoons, eh?

[Frontiere Psychiatrist]

More awesomeness from the Lizard :D

You are right, Insanity is bliss ;) Very trippy, awesome work - not to mention you've used one of my favourite songs of all time ;D

Fived & added to faves.

"H-h-h-he was as white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth.."

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

ffffffffffffffffffffrankiedamayun/

[Norway's kidney stone]

Poor Vozz and his Kidney Stones :(

A marvellous tribute to Vozz and his Kidney Stones. Good work Strange! :D

Get well soon vozzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Pingu - Flashversion]

You'd have to be a proper brit....

....To know the references of this toon.

Well....uhh..it was alright. The graphics were good, but the whole idea was unusually detailed - You realise your emulating a cartoon for 2-6 year olds right? How many times did you have to sit down and watch Pingu to get an ideal plot, and get character designs spot on? Didn't anyone even query why a 14 year old was watching Pingu in their free time :P

Still it was quite a nice nostalgic trip, I can remember watching that show when I was like 5 years old. =)

Might be blammed because the whole idea would only appeal to UK folks who were around during the 90s. Those Americans will not have a clue...

allemansing responds:

dude i would watch pingu in my free time no doubt, byt i havent prepared myselfed like that. ive been drawing while looking at googled pics of the characters and i watched it a lot when i was a kid so i knew kind of what style the plot should have... im probably not doing anything this childish again =)

[Horrible Reviews #1]

LMAO

Good work Truffle. You absolutely OWNED those faggots.

You need to make a sequel to this. Oh yes....

TruffleClock responds:

<3