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Truly a Beautiful Masterpiece

Newgrounds...

THIS is what Frontpage is all about.

QUALITY entries like these. This was just absolutely beautiful and flawless. This DESERVES a score of 4.75, this DESERVES number 1 on the portal. This DESERVES frontpage and Daily Feature and so on.

Anyways, I shall go on and rate each category of the flash - as I do.

Graphics - 10 - What can I say? Everything is so detailed, From the mass shadings of the sky to the tiniest blade of grass on the field. This has obviously been made with a lot of effort and patience. I tip my hat to you. You are a fabulous artist.

Style - 10 - This really does go to show that this is a very unique movie. Not just the graphics, but the sound. Notice there was very little dialogue. Everything is told through actions. The plot is nice and simple, and it leaves open for a sequel - which I am looking forward to!

Sound - 10 - Sound effects add a lot of realism and depth to this piece. From the serenity of the landscape, to the loud calls of the creatures - everything is perfectly contrasted and the sound effects are perfect. Music, while not used often, is used efficiently and fits well with actions, movements and current moods.

Violence - 2 - Cartoon violence. Nothing extremely gory. Goes to show you don't need a constant gorefest to get people's attention and impress them.

Interactivity - 4 - Play / Replay buttons - But also the option to choose your own Quality setting, depending on the power of your computer.

Before I draw this review to a close, I'd like a small talk with those who rated this lowly.

First off, Navasockie. You've seen better animation? No seriously? Tell me your joking.

Roll_out71, the storyline may not appeal to you - but is it REALLY worth an overall zero?

Point_Blank1 - Since when was Adam Phillips a member of the Star Syndicate lmao. You sir are an idiot.

And finally, our prime faggot, Logo, maker of the "All NG Fads Die!" series. What the hell is your problem. If you don't like the storyline, then fine - BUT IS IT REALLY REALLY WORTH GIVING THE POOR MAN ZERO. You say it's "not impressive" but is it really as bad as a pure ZERO? ZERO, is what you give to crappy stickman animations that have been made in under 10 minutes - NOT THIS! Can you not see how much effort he's put into this, and you give him ZERO. In short, open your eyes and have a freakin' heart. You wouldn't know true talent if it bit you on the ass.

*ahem* Well..

Overall Adam, this definetly gets a perfect 10 from me. You have real talent sir, continue the fantastic work! :)

lmao

lol f-crew. what a bunch of gheys.

good work tremclad, what better way to defeat the f-crew than having a good old fashioned driveby shooting :D

fifen'd

A true classic.

Whoever you are, make more movies like this. This was art! :')

Swell! Thanks for the information!

I've always wondered what a Breadfruit was!

Thanks truffle! :D

OH NOES, IT'S WAJIRRA!!!111

WHO WILL SAVE THE TOWNSPEOPLE? :O

p.s. awesome flash FLCLMonkey. Happy wade day :D

FLCLmonkey responds:

happeh waed dayuh.

Scarecrow766 takes the internet too seriously.

At the end of the day, all you have is Bert and Ernie engaging in rough steamy action. Bare in mind that it's a cartoon - so all you homophobic faggots put a sock in it.

Awesome work sir, the best part is when Bert did "it" fast :D

A wonderful Christmas treat - despite it being November!

Preach on my brotha :)

Awesome movie, true too. Uniquely animated and the music is light and bubbly too. Another UCFD propaganda animation :P

Swell job :D

Starberry responds:

Why hello there Frankiedaman, have a happy Wade Fulp day.

I must say BreadFruitClock

Your quite the artist :D

BreadFruitLock responds:

Thanks

Wonderful :D

Hope you guys had a great Halloween.

Rexco's commentary on halloween costumes was swell.

I thoroughly enjoyed TruffleClock's advertisement for GameQ's Brand Sewage water.

HappyLeetGhost's uhh.....submission was also very swell :D

The special feature topped them though - GOST BUSTERS!

Also at this rate of reviews, your looking at Review Crew pick tomorrow ;) Best of luck with that!

Unimpressed

While I didn't really enjoy this flash - I will admit Joanime, that it is slightly better than your previous piece of work. Baring in mind your last work made no sense, this one has at least a mediocre plot.

Basically, what your trying to do here is please. Rather than come up with something original, you've taken cliche'd ideas from anime, stale jokes and yes, sexual innuendos in an attempt to please.

Your average braindead n00bish newgrounds user who is 13 or 14 has a specific niche that they enjoy - Hentai, Violence, and Sex jokes. You covered 2 of these 3.

Care to notice that a lot of the shorter, less irrelevant reviews are from 13 and 14 year olds who are voting straight 10s? Why? You've filled their desires, what they wanted to see, you provided. They vote 5 on submissions like this, and leave a poorly written review with straight 10s.

Also, like the reviews for your last submission, we have testosterone fuelled teens who think that if they vote 10, that they get cybersex off you. Well guys, Joanime is not interested - she's probably already taken - sorry to burst your bubble, you can put your penis away now.

Anyhow, there finishes my rant - I will look at each part of the flash.

Graphics : Your drawing is good, better than my artwork i'll admit. Very cliche'd anime style though. Nothing nobody has seen before. The way you animated this is VERY poor. No sign of frame by frame animation. Never EVER just rely on the tween command.

Style : Very cliche. Stuffed full of aspects i've already seen before. And let's not forget the "ecchi" scene.

Sound : You and Smiffy - your voice acting was ok. Flat at times, rather subpar - but hey, i'm not exactly the best voice actor, so I gave you some credit. Music choice for each scene was ok as well.

Violence : Kids get flour-bombed

Interactivity : Play / Replay Button

Humor : Very flat and overused ecchi jokes that get anime crazed 13/14 year olds in hysterics.

As I said before, slightly better than your last piece of work. But at a score of 4.23 - this spouts "Overrated" from every orifice. Not impressed overall =(

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