Frankiedaman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MOVE BITCH]

lmao

great stuff retro! short, sharp and hilarious!

btw, do you plan on selling these wonderful wonderful alarms for the public, i'd sure love the wonderful sound of piclownjew waking me up in the morning! :3

retr0smash responds:

If I could, I would invent a Piclownjew alarm. I'm sure those would sell very well. :D
Thanks for the swell review, Frankiedaman. :)

[StrawberryClocks Sandwich]

lol

I'm not quite sure whether this movie is Anti-Clock or Pro-Clock, but i'm sure all Clock fans (including myself) will get a kick out of it! =)

Good job, very funny too!

B =)

JonBro responds:

It's both. I like clock movies, so I made one. I just decided to have an ending like that because I couldn't think of anything else.

So yeah, it's both.

[WarPigs12: Craisin_smells]

Omg yes!

Another installment of Warpigs! Yesssssss! =D

Craisin = Was okay, tad repetitive tho =p

Sherclock = LOL, thanks to this i have a sudden homosexual urge to join the navy O_o

Truffle = Hello to you too! :3

Boulder = Umm wtf XD

Starberry = Best one of the Collab!!!! LMAO. "Three-headed-rolf". *Explode*

[My Mindless Shorts]

Umm yeah....pretty mindless.....

Blam this now? Hell no sir, because of the crazy folk at the portal, you've actually gone 2 steps in the wrong direction and won yourself an award! Congrats for Turd of the Week.

I'll review each one in turn:

Owls = Umm yeah.....kinda suxx0r =p

Fireman = Uhh WTF?

We're all Gonna Die = Was aiiiiite, would've looked better if you cut the white off the emoticon tho.

Angry = I bet someone has had an acid trip very similar to that XD

Dope (aka the Bonus Cartoon) = Probably the best cartoon out of the showcase, extremely random, and has that wacky music they used on the Five Alive advert (i think) and the animation is slightly better than the rest. But i still couldn't make any sense of it. Perhaps that was what you were trying to achieve.

I'll bear in mind i have seen better TOTWs in my day, but congrats for winning an award. I voted 3 =)

[gayGroup TT #2]

Glocks eh?

Well well, looks like there's a new posse in town! =p And now i am reviewing your timetrial!

Ghost = Uhhhh? o_O

Rasp = I don't know why but i found this rather funny, good use of LegendaryFrog's audio! =p

Nugget = lol at the sarcasm of it all XD

Mushroom = Shading....omg :O

Good work Glocks, i welcome your presence into the crazy, stereotypical, biased little world that is Newgrounds.

[How Newgrounds Functions]

VERY clever! ^_^

This was highly unexpected. It's very cleverly done! =)

All those who say, "wtf it's just a stupid-ass loop" - stop and think what the flash is about before judging by the duration. Doesn't necessarily need to be an epic to hit frontpage.

Well done EvilBerry Clock, and congrats on frontpage!

EvilBerryClock responds:

thank you my friend, nice work on that soundboard you submitted earlier :)

[Code Veronica: Flash Edn]

Tweenfest

lol at all the tweens used in this movie =p

some heavy simpsons referencing too throughout, e.g. the flinstones vitamins bit. please think of your own humorous material XD

but i bet that within at least 2-3 hours this hits frontpage, then after a while number one of all time, review crew pick, daily feature etc etc etc etc.

relying on the toadies me thinks....¬_¬

[Daily2oon07162005]

Another Dailytoon Extravaganza!

Ah SS! Here's my opinions regarding today's Dailytoon, each author's work reviewed in turn...

Astropuff : LOL, awesome! Best of the collab, wicked artwork and animation.

Goldencat : I don't normally give negatives about Dailytoon submissions, but your "tribute" was kinda nasty and hurtful. I can imagine a lot of flaming reviews over this submission.

Cloned Illusion : WTF =P

Penisstar : Again....WTF XD

[pib and pob]

Not an original idea but good parody! =)

A short claymation movie by Aardman animations called Pib & Pog had a very similar storyline, only it was professionally done and extended over a period of 6 minutes. I know this because i have it on video somewhere =P. I'm assuming that Pib & Pog was the inspiration behind this!

Still nevertheless this is a good parody and I see the similarities between the original "Pib & Pog" and this parody "Pib and Pob".

Good job! =)

[Daily2oon07102005]

Another World-class Daily2oon! =D

Ahh joy! Another installment of the wonderful Daily2oons!

Fourstar : Heh, turning the London tragedy into an emo-bashing flash.....interesting =P

Mp3Lock : \m/ -_- \m/

MrChocobo : LMAO! Best one of the collab! Send that mp3 to the audio portal good sir! I want it!!!! Simply marvellous music and video!

Aubergine : Seen it somewhere else. Very good though!

Well overall. Awesome collab today SS! One day I will get off my lazy ass and submit something to Daily2oons! =D

TheStarSyndicate responds:

yes, submit stuff