Score: 10

"Wonderful :D"

submission: \

date: November 1, 2005

Hope you guys had a great Halloween.

Rexco's commentary on halloween costumes was swell.

I thoroughly enjoyed TruffleClock's advertisement for GameQ's Brand Sewage water.

HappyLeetGhost's uhh.....submission was also very swell :D

The special feature topped them though - GOST BUSTERS!

Also at this rate of reviews, your looking at Review Crew pick tomorrow ;) Best of luck with that!

Score: 3

"Unimpressed"

submission: Our First Halloween

date: November 1, 2005

While I didn't really enjoy this flash - I will admit Joanime, that it is slightly better than your previous piece of work. Baring in mind your last work made no sense, this one has at least a mediocre plot.

Basically, what your trying to do here is please. Rather than come up with something original, you've taken cliche'd ideas from anime, stale jokes and yes, sexual innuendos in an attempt to please.

Your average braindead n00bish newgrounds user who is 13 or 14 has a specific niche that they enjoy - Hentai, Violence, and Sex jokes. You covered 2 of these 3.

Care to notice that a lot of the shorter, less irrelevant reviews are from 13 and 14 year olds who are voting straight 10s? Why? You've filled their desires, what they wanted to see, you provided. They vote 5 on submissions like this, and leave a poorly written review with straight 10s.

Also, like the reviews for your last submission, we have testosterone fuelled teens who think that if they vote 10, that they get cybersex off you. Well guys, Joanime is not interested - she's probably already taken - sorry to burst your bubble, you can put your penis away now.

Anyhow, there finishes my rant - I will look at each part of the flash.

Graphics : Your drawing is good, better than my artwork i'll admit. Very cliche'd anime style though. Nothing nobody has seen before. The way you animated this is VERY poor. No sign of frame by frame animation. Never EVER just rely on the tween command.

Style : Very cliche. Stuffed full of aspects i've already seen before. And let's not forget the "ecchi" scene.

Sound : You and Smiffy - your voice acting was ok. Flat at times, rather subpar - but hey, i'm not exactly the best voice actor, so I gave you some credit. Music choice for each scene was ok as well.

Violence : Kids get flour-bombed

Interactivity : Play / Replay Button

Humor : Very flat and overused ecchi jokes that get anime crazed 13/14 year olds in hysterics.

As I said before, slightly better than your last piece of work. But at a score of 4.23 - this spouts "Overrated" from every orifice. Not impressed overall =(

Score: 8

"Great movie :D"

submission: A Very CC Halloween

date: October 28, 2005

The abrupt ending made it extra swell in my opinion. I liked this, good story, nice artwork, and the Sims music added a nice cartoony little touch :P

Happy halloween you guys :)

Score: 8

"Best of both worlds."

submission: ButtMastas VIII

date: October 28, 2005

The sad leet ghost and PowerRangerYELLOW's audio commentary make a wonderful mix.

Oh and tell vozz from me that he has a nice butt

Score: 10

"lmao ohhh boy that was swell"

submission: -=FBF FUN=-

date: October 28, 2005

a wonderful fbf, with extra added fun stuff :D

hilarious and awesome, how can you go wrong? :D

Score: 8

""Meaty Bugmasta Gosten""

submission: ButtMastas VII

date: October 23, 2005

Swell movie chaps. Good submissions from the lot of ya's!

Uh...vozz, how many times are you gonna submit that movie, i've seen it a few times now =\

P.S the title is my Gost name :D

Score: 9

"lmfao"

submission: Sexy Halloween Spookfest!

date: October 23, 2005

Best Halloween Porn I have ever seen.

I'm sure zombies spank to this in the cold cold ground on October the 31st.

Uh...well anyways, great movie :D

Score: 0

"Complete Bullshit"

submission: Halloween Hoopla

date: October 20, 2005

Rarely do I give a movie a running line of Zero's. this however was a great candidate for a running line of zero's. No redeeming qualities in this WHATSOEVER.

You've run out of ideas and decided to give in to commercialism. Talk about unoriginal.

Also, this has to be one of the most garbled rants I have ever heard. Halloween is still as original as it ever was. Since when did halloween become f**king cutesy? Where i'm from, people still have their own home made costumes, bloody face masks, they go the full works. Oh, and let's not forget egging other people's houses!

If you don't like the horror movies that are shown at the moment, don't sit there watching "The Ring 2" bored out of your skull. Pick up a copy of a classic horror film such as "The Exorcist" or something like that. Who said you had to watch new films at halloween eh?!? Oh, the film is premiering in August? Well, leave it and rent it during October.

Graphics wise, it's the same bullshit. Stolen background from Google given the "Trace Bitmap" treatment. TWEENS GALORE, and very little movement.

Regarding the ending, I don't know whether this was a poke at yourself - or whether it was a SLEAZY attempt to please 13 year old Newgrounds faggots. CHECK IT OUT GUYS GERMAINE'S TITS ARE GETTING BIGGER OH GOD OH GOD, OH AND IS THAT THE TAZER MONKEY?!?!?

Frankly, I found this just immature and just an attempt to give in to 13 year olds. It's almost like they're running the series nowadays. Your just taking suggestions from them, because you can't think of your own ideas.

I've seen crap on the portal, but this just cuts the mustard. No wonder they call you "Talentless Hack".

And watch as this review is slowly voted abusive one by one by every foamhead who scours this portal defending their animated god.

Score: 8

"Lol, Another fab "gost" installment...."

submission: gost009

date: October 16, 2005

But one burning question remains here folks?

"Can you English?"

Score: 10

""How can this be in the top 50 of all time?""

submission: Bacon

date: October 16, 2005

I'll tell you why.

This is a hilarious and awesome CLASSIC brought back to life for modern-day Newgrounders to view and appreciate.

"DID SOMEONE SAY SNAAAAAAACK?!"

Fifen'd and added to faves.